Here’s my list of oxymorons for today—
-reliable Internet
-fast upload speeds
-your-data-is-safe-in-the cloud
-off grid
-sustainable development
-savings account
-personal privacy
-customer service
-financial planner
-insurance settlement
-successful divorce
-urban planner
-deal-making lawyer
-sound investment
“What comes 1st? The chicken or the egg?” asks the evolutionary biology teacher.
“Whichever you order 1st,” the moron replies.
-freedom 55
-safe bank
-bank safe
-spam filter
-virus protection
-trickle-down economics
-trust me
-business accountant
-logical decision
-marketing specialist
-altruistic dentist
-motivated bureaucrat
-new and improved
-peaceful protest
-smart bet
-honest broker
-bank lending
-mutual fund
-stockmarket tip
-investment pro
-personal guarantee
-safe sex
-medical breakthrough
-decision point
-balance sheet
-ebola protocol
-community policing
-investment banker
-inflation protection
-master business administration
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