Initials

A friend of mine seeing as I sign off on some of my emails with “BMF”, which stands for “Bruce Murray Firestone”, commented that it could also mean, “Blowing Money Fast”.

As a former owner of an NHL team, I could only say, “Guilty.”

You know what National League franchise owners say to each other?

Owner 1 asks, “What’s the second happiest business day of your life?”

Owner 2 says, “Dunno.”

Owner 1 answers, “The day you purchase a national hockey league franchise. What’s the happiest business day of your life?”

“Don’t know,” answers owner 2.

“The day you sell it.”

@ profbruce